So tasty, it’s scary—this creepy meatloaf is sure to make your mouth water and your bones shake, and more than likely haunt your dreams. Combine a terrifying amount of butter with celery, onion, mushrooms and salt. When it’s softened, you’ll add garlic, pepper, thyme and cayenne. Then make a mixture of ground beef, salt, buttermilk, egg, Worcestershire sauce, ketchup and breadcrumbs. Add vegetable mixture and mix completely, then chill and create your decorative elements with onions and cloves, cover the meatloaf with bacon and bake into a grotesque and delicious meatloaf! Serve it with "blood sauce." Get the recipe for Chef John's Zombie Meatloaf .