Extreme Banana Nut Bread 'EBNB'
This is my mom's dense, excellent, and definitely unhealthy banana nut bread recipe. It's always completely gone in minutes. This is great at parties, but hazardous at home. HEALTH WARNINGS: EBNB may be habit forming. A very flexible recipe that will accommodate changes based on what you have on hand. Use any type of fat in place of the butter, such as shortening or oil. It works with either brown or white sugar too.
1) Do not taste this in advance of serving.
2) Do not cut loaves prior to serving.
3) Hide it from yourself, your spouse, kids, neighbors and contractors who may be downwind until ready to serve.
4) Cut at the last possible moment, and finally,
5) pre-print 8 or 10 small recipe sheets and leave them wherever you put the EBNB (seriously) otherwise you'll have lots of people bugging you for the recipe.