Chef John's Face Pie
A few months ago I saw a pie image on Twitter so creepy and disturbing that I actually questioned whether it was too terrifying to post as a video. Usually, Halloween-themed recipes have the opposite problem, as they are almost never actually scary, but that's not an issue here. By the way, can someone get sued for giving people nightmares?
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Watch the video for Chef John's Tourtiere (French Canadian Meat Pie).
Of course, this technique would work for topping any pie, including all your favorite fruit versions, and the next time cherries are in season, I may just have to give this one more try.
You are the Bill Nye of what to use for your face pie eye. Substitute cherry tomato for the grape if desired.