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Poop Emoji Cookies

Rated as 3.58 out of 5 Stars
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"Since my daughter is obsessed with emojis and especially the poop emoji, for her birthday this year I made these poop emoji cookies as a treat to share for her class. Needless to say, they were a huge hit! They are based on a German cookie recipe and are different than American cookies - pretty dry and not very sweet as in Germany cookies are always eaten with tea or coffee. I'll be making them again as Halloween cookies."
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Ingredients

3 h 27 m servings 75
Original recipe yields 45 servings (45 cookies)

Directions

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  1. Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg and knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
  2. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
  3. Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top and place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.
  4. Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely, about 2 hours.
  5. Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

Footnotes

  • Cook's Note:
  • Instead of vanilla sugar you can also use regular sugar and a few drops of vanilla extract.

Nutrition Facts


Per Serving: 75 calories; 3.1 11.3 1.3 10 50 Full nutrition

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I made a few changes to your recipe and was much happier with the results. First I increased the powder sugar amount to 1 & 3/4 cups. Then I reduced the baking powder to 2 tsp. and reduced th...

Most helpful critical review

These cookies are awful! Very dry and not sweet at all. Cute idea but the recipe needs work. I threw half of my dough away

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I made a few changes to your recipe and was much happier with the results. First I increased the powder sugar amount to 1 & 3/4 cups. Then I reduced the baking powder to 2 tsp. and reduced th...

Sorry to read that many of you don't like the flavor of the cookies - it's a fact - they are not very sweet and have a dry consistency (they are from a German cookie recipe - our cookies are oft...

I made the recipe as is and did notice it was a bit dry. I added about another 1/4 c of milk and that helped a lot. I like that it's not too sweet. U can always add more sugar to it. After my ad...

My daughter is obsessed with poop emojis at the moment, so we made these. They are quite realistic! I did find that I had to add more milk to the dough, because it was too dry to even knead it. ...

My daughter loves bringing these to school!!

My kids absolutely loved making these! Huge success!

These cookies are awful! Very dry and not sweet at all. Cute idea but the recipe needs work. I threw half of my dough away

I did not care for this recipe. I made these with my 4- year olds because they think poop is hilarious right now. They are too dry, without much flavor.