Zha Jiang Mein - Chinese Noodles With Pork And Bean Sauce
The one ingredient you may have trouble finding is the ground bean sauce, and there really is no substitution. The most common brand I've found is Koon Chun(R) but there are many others, and if you can't find it in a local store, it's available readily online.
Sweet bean paste can be used in place of the hoisin sauce.
I recommend Stout or red ale for the beer.