Place almonds in a bowl and pour in enough water to cover; let soak, 8 hours to overnight. Drain and mince almonds.
Combine almonds, hemp seeds, chia seeds, rosemary, stevia powder, garlic and vegetable seasoning, salt, and black pepper together in a large bowl.
Pulse coconut flour and dried cranberries together in a food processor until evenly combined; add to seed mixture. Pulse bananas, apple, figs, cabbage, and kale together in a food processor until pureed; add to seed mixture. Mix seed mixture together using your hands until dough is well mixed; let stand for 30 minutes.
Divide dough in half and place each half onto a sheet of parchment paper. Top each roll with another sheet of parchment paper. Roll dough using a rolling pin until thin; cut into squares and transfer to a food dehydrator using a spatula.
Dehydrate crackers, rotating racks as needed, according to manufacturer's instructions until crisp, 8 to 10 hours. Store immediately in air-tight bags.