Place the apple cider, balsamic vinegar, ketchup, honey mustard, yellow mustard, coarse mustard, honey, molasses, cane syrup, beer, coffee, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, hot sauce, black pepper, celery salt, and the habanero pepper in a large pan. Simmer the mixture over low heat until thoroughly blended, about 25 minutes. Remove from the stove, cool, pour into a covered container, and refrigerate until needed.