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Sandy's Chocolate Cake
January 23, 2012

EVIL! this cake is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just ate an ENTIRE LAYER in ONE SITTING and i want more!!!!!!!! i don't even like cake that much?? wtfreak!! this cake belongs in hell. it's too good to feel guilty getting fat off of.. its the devil.. i cannot cook this again because IT WON'T MAKE IT TO THE FROSTING STAGE!!!!!!!!! it!! why?? why did i have to land on this page?? why is this cake so perfect?? i don't even want to know how it would taste with the frosting. i can't. no. now i have to do cardio for at least 5 hours to burn off all those calories!!!!!! IT'S EVIL I TELL YA!! EVIL!!! STAY AWAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! this should be illegal. seriously. illegal. the united nations should go ahead and make a law banning the baking of this cake worldwide. no one can justify eating an entire layer YET NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST THAT DARN WARM LAYER OF CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS!! i hate you cake. i hate you so much. i hope i don't get diabetes.. i hope my husband doesn't discover what i've done.. i hope i don't get fat.. i'm so lost.. and confused..and alone.. someone, someone PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF. my hubby is gonna be home in 15 minutes. i need to clean up all the evidence that such a cake existed. i just had to come here and WARN YOU ALL against this devilish cake.

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