12 Gifts for People Who Put Ranch on Everything

Ranch goes with everything, and these gifts prove it.
By Sarra Sedghi
December 10, 2020
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There are people who love ranch dressing, and then there are people who live for ranch dressing. You know, the ones who ask for a side of ranch wherever they go, or joke about putting ranch dressing on their ranch dressing. Even for them, there is more ranch to be had.

Here are 12 gifts that will amuse the ranch lover in your life and help them display that affection with pride.

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Let's start with the basics. Every ranch lover should have at least one of these in stock, and luckily this fits right in a stocking. This ranch powder's utility goes way beyond salad dressing — shake it over snacks, pour it into ground beef before browning, or mix it into something thicker for a chip-worthy dip.

Buy it: $9; Instacart

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Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Ranch lovers, however, can just wear their heart on their jacket thanks to this enamel pin.

Buy it: $10; Etsy

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Every year, Hidden Valley goes all out on holiday merch, but here's an option with a little more longevity. This collegiate-style sweatshirt goes with anything, just like ranch dressing.

Buy it: $45, Hidden Valley

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This handmade patch showcases one of the greatest culinary pairings of all time: ranch dressing and pizza.

Buy it: $8; Etsy

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Well, it's not wrong.

Buy it: $10; Redbubble

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Finally, there's a way to say "I got ranch on your sofa" without inducing panic. Gift the entire pillow, or just the case.

Buy it: $22.55; Redbubble

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Maybe you just see a cookbook, but we see 60 more excuses to eat ranch.

Buy it: $25; Uncommon Goods

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This shirt says all it needs to: "Could I get a side of ranch with that?"

Buy it: $20.73; Redbubble

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Even if the statement on the mug is true, this is a judgment-free zone.

Buy it: $14.99; Etsy

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Now this is what I call statement jewelry.

Buy it: $28; Etsy

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This poster isn't just aesthetically pleasant — it's also chock-full of ranch facts.

Buy it: $24; Etsy

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Give your favorite ranch lover's phone a serious upgrade with this clever case.

Buy it: prices vary; LookHuman