12 Gifts for People Who Put Ranch on Everything
There are people who love ranch dressing, and then there are people who live for ranch dressing. You know, the ones who ask for a side of ranch wherever they go, or joke about putting ranch dressing on their ranch dressing. Even for them, there is more ranch to be had.
Here are 12 gifts that will amuse the ranch lover in your life and help them display that affection with pride.
Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning
Let's start with the basics. Every ranch lover should have at least one of these in stock, and luckily this fits right in a stocking. This ranch powder's utility goes way beyond salad dressing — shake it over snacks, pour it into ground beef before browning, or mix it into something thicker for a chip-worthy dip.
Buy it: $9; Instacart
Ranch Salad Dressing Soft Enamel Pin
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Ranch lovers, however, can just wear their heart on their jacket thanks to this enamel pin.
Buy it: $10; Etsy
Hidden Valley Ranch Crewneck
Every year, Hidden Valley goes all out on holiday merch, but here's an option with a little more longevity. This collegiate-style sweatshirt goes with anything, just like ranch dressing.
Buy it: $45, Hidden Valley
Only God Can Judge Me Patch
This handmade patch showcases one of the greatest culinary pairings of all time: ranch dressing and pizza.
Buy it: $8; Etsy
You Aren't Ranch Dressing Mask
Well, it's not wrong.
Buy it: $10; Redbubble
Ranch Salad Dressing Bottle Throw Pillow
Finally, there's a way to say "I got ranch on your sofa" without inducing panic. Gift the entire pillow, or just the case.
Buy it: $23 ; Redbubble
Even if the statement on the mug is true, this is a judgment-free zone.
Buy it: $14.99; Etsy
Pizza And Ranch Dressing Polymer Clay Earrings / Mismatched Food Dangles
You can also make a louder statement with these mismatched earrings showing off the ultimate pair.
Buy it; $19; Etsy
Ranch Dressing Poster
This poster isn't just aesthetically pleasant — it's also chock-full of ranch facts.
Buy it: $24; Etsy
Ranch Dressing Is A Blessing Phone Case
Give your favorite ranch lover's phone a serious upgrade with this clever case.
Buy it: prices vary; LookHuman
For the person in your life who has everything, get something they'd never think existed.
Buy it; $98; Etsy