5 Recipes For The Web-Trolling, Pizza-Making Robots

Good news, humans. The robots have finally tired of force-feeding us raw tomatoes while making us run grueling marathons:

Now they've turned their focus to making us delicious pizza.

Er, what?

Here's the long and short of it: Researchers have taught these "cognition-enabled autonomous service bots" to surf the web looking for recipes to prepare. The robots are complying. For the moment.

And while they're complying, here are some pizzas that we'd love our robot friends to discover online, prepare, and feed us.

1. Lazy Girl Pizza Margherita

We'll start with an easy one. Pesto on pita with cheese and sliced tomatoes. No pressure, robots, but our vacuum cleaner could make this.

2. Pizza Cupcakes

It's a cupcake, it's a pizza, it's both at once. How's that compute for ya?

3. Homemade Veggie Pizza

Now it's getting serious. Lots of sliced veggies and homemade crust. Good luck.

4. Brick-Oven Pizza (Brooklyn Style)

If you can't make New York-style pizza, you're not a pizza-making robot.

5. Calzone

OK, robot, here's one for the advanced course.