By Carl Hanson
October 18, 2015

Look away, paleos! This post contains serious carb-on-carb action.

It's potatoes romping about with pizza, pasta co-mingling with crunchy corn taco shells, and mac-and-cheese...well, mac-n-cheese just going stone-cold carb cray.

1.) Potato Pesto Feta Pizza

Pizza with potatoes as topping.

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Photo by Christina

2.) Fried Chicken Bowl

Your breaded fried chicken dives into a bowl of mashed potatoes with corn.

Fried Chicken Bowl
Photo by Baking Nana

3.) Pittsburgh Sandwich

Not to be outdone by Philly, Pittsburgh invented its own sandwich, featuring fries between thick slices of Italian bread.

Pittsburgh Sandwich
Photo by Christina

4.) Potato Soup (in these Italian Bread Bowls)

We would also have accepted minestrone soup in a bread bowl.

Italian Bread Bowls
Photo by footballgrl 16

5.) Spaghetti Tacos

People laughed at the first person who forked spaghetti into a taco shell. Are they laughing now? Maybe.

Spaghetti Tacos
Photo by Foodie Crush

6.) Caribbean Sweet Potato Salad

Combine sweet with russet potatoes, then add corn. Because, carbs.

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Photo by slmcm

7.) Potato Chip Sandwich

To make a potato chip sandwich, first make a sandwich. Then put potato chips in it.


8.) Sweet Potato Burritos

For a quality carb experience, wrap mashed sweet potatoes and carby kidney beans in flour tortillas.

Sweet Potato Burritos
Photo by MomTo6

9.) Spicy Vegan Potato Curry

To make carbtastic, serve Spicy Vegan Potato Curry over rice.

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Okay, we'll need a separate category for mac-and-cheese piled onto other carbs.

10.) Crispy Potato Chip Mac & Cheese

No-Bake Crispy Potato Chip Mac and Cheese
Credit: Stirring up Trouble

11.) Mac & Cheese Stuffed Potatoes Via Kelsey Banfield,


12.) Grilled Mac and Cheese Sandwich Via Kirbie's Cravings

Grilled Macaroni and Cheese Sandwich
Photo by Kirbie, via Kirbie's Cravings

But you know who really takes carb-on-carb seriously? The English. To wit,

13.) Chip Butty

A Chip Butty is exactly what it looks like: a sandwich made of chips, chaps.

14.) Beans on Toast

There appears to be some sort of brown sauce on there. Bet it's HAYTCH-P, right?

And finally, for anyone whose craved spaghetti with risotto, here's the starch-with-starch scene from Big Night.